Sunday, September 12, 2010

Things Ireland and it's weather has done...

1) I am now a BIG believer in umbrellas 2) Beer is for old men...I have to develop a taste for vodka now
3) Straightening your hair is a waste of time and energy...mother-nature has her own plans
4) I now know that girls come for a 2-for-1 deal?
5) It is fully acceptable for a married or engaged older man (35-50's) to buy a young lady a drink and grab her ass
6) People take cabs for a 10 minute walk
7) You can wash your hair 3x a day and it will still get greasy 30 min later
8) "Free Shots!" really means a rinky-dink plastic shot of grenadine or kool-aid
9) Dancing is jumping up and down and seeing who can get the sweatiest-smelliest-drunkest first...gross
10) No one says "excuse me" or "pardon"
11) Girls like to walk 3-6 wide down narrow sidewalks and push others into the street
12) A very popular game for the young men of Ireland is to drive around town and yell and bark at all the women..apparently this works for them?
13) Power and plug converters like to crash and burn out as they please
14) Imitating American accents usually sound like "HI Y'ALLL can I get a bucket o'grease for my chicken waangssss." dead serious.
15) The TV shows are SERIOUSLY out of date. Season 2 of Glee just started
16) There are no pedestrian laws (as far as I know) You have to shut your eyes and run across traffic
17) Accents vary...but still hothotHOT
18) Peanut butter is not very popular...I have 4 jars though
19) PANDORA does not work in the UK!!
20) Tax is added into the prices of everything (excluding food) and guess what! It's 20% take that MA 6.25 tax
21) Men either don't wear cologne and smell like grease monkeys orrrr they were enough to smell like a $5 dolla-whore

3 comments:

  1. LMAO!!! I was laughing so hard reading this post!! Yet, strangely enough, it only makes me want to go to Ireland even more!! <3 u!

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  2. Sounds like your having fun, will you want to return to the States?

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  3. Hi Jen! We SO appreciate your postings....and enjoy them :) Saw low airfare prices to/from Ireland from Nov.to March..... Love, Aunt Debbie

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